Some days I feel like the earth's gravitational pull changes and makes people act like total idiots. On a short trip to the cleaners I almost:
1. ran over a some dick who suddenly turned around because he forgot to lock his car
2. almost ran over a fat woman not watching where she was going with a huge burrito in her hand
3. had to navigate around some asshole contractor who decided to drive on my side of the street
I really feel like people become soo engrossed in what "THEY" have to accomplish that they completely forget that other people in the world are also trying to get shit done. So next time your hands are full/you forget something/drive retarded that will be me behind you who drives my car up your ass.
thanks and good day